March 2012
2 posts
Left my Conde Nast badge in the bathroom.
This is a new low.
February 2012
68 posts
The world may be cold,
but this Mac N Cheese going down my throat ain’t.
It's always been better
when I’m indifferent, slightly buzzed, and subtly inebriated. Cheers to this learning experience.
Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of...
– Sylvia Plath (via hellbentforleather)
Every asshole I've ever met
has told me to get a nose piercing. Interesting how that works.
ohhducky:
I can never head bob and do the “z” attitude hands….but there’s this fucking asshole in class and I think I have an alter ego he brings out and I do all sorts of bobbing and hand gesturing. Lord help me and help him to leave nyc.
I HAVE AN ITCH. I HAVE AN ITCH.
Gainesville, use icebeam!
miroux:
It’s super effective.
Went to an SVA party and asked
“Can you put on some J DILLA?”
“What’s that?”
Not cool, man. Not cool.
Yeah, if he’s a southern gentlemen, he’ll buy you eggs benedict.
– The best man in my life, my roommate, Matthew Roque.
As of late,
I’ve really gotten into giving people soundtracks on the subway. Today, the young gentlemen stuffing his face with doritos was fit appropriately with Lloyd Banks.